Conversations through a closed door

- where are you?

Right here!

- why can't I get to you?

Because I closed the door?

- why did you close it?

So you won't come in.

- but WHY?

Because you're not supposed to come in.

- but WHY?

Because you make a mess!

- …me?

Yes, you!

- when?

Each and every time you managed to get in.

- but I WON'T!

Uh-uh.

- but I miss you!

Miss you too.

- I CAN'T FIND YOU!

Told you – I'm right here.

- where?

Oh, for… I'll be out in a few minutes!

- WANT YOU!

Oooh!...

(sounds of door opening and closing)

JESUS! I was in the bathroom for FIVE MINUTES, not an eternity!

- Prrrrrrrr LOVE YOU…

Katharina Varzi 2006-04-03